Property of Twitter? Does Section 230 still apply then?

My boneitis!

Steamed ANDs

Aroooooo

They’re 100% implying your family (husband) will know who you voted for, so you better vote “correctly”.

Outside the circles are the rest of the universe. i.e. all of the spaces where neither TRICK nor TREAT are true.

Edit: oh, why is a face there and not just orange? I think because it’s cute.

You can ask (and sometimes pay for) early check in and late check out. But yeah the staff needs time to turn over the room.

CON: Unlike buying a gun, a trial’s gonna be a whole thing

PRO: Could act as a deterrent for school shooters who have a great home life and really love their parents

CON: No idea what to get your 12-year-old for Christmas now

Good lord they ended the list on some devastating items. The Onion is incisive as ever.

You fuck with the Earth you fuck with me. Gaia has instructed me to start laying waste to anyone who continues to pollute our planet. The funny thing is I’m mother-fucking invincible, I can survive in fucking space.

Gives me some Don Cheadle as Captain Planet vibes.

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And his devotees would have cut off their own fingers in solidarity.

Yep, and if I remember correctly there are two more season to come :-(

The original series runs didn’t have that many “topical” episode plots. That’s become the go-to for the new seasons, and some of the topics are already too old to be topical in the way South Park has pulled off. Initial run topical episodes I can think of:

• A sort of Titanic parody
• Iron Chef parody
• Kidnappster, I guess

And I think those were still very light connections to current events and more parodies, compared to eyePhone, cryptocurrency, NFTs, fast fashion, antivax…

The VAs have been aging, too, and I feel like their hearts aren’t in it either. I’m going to assume this is a cash grab – Disney is good at extracting as much value out of IP in the short term; from their perspective, there’s only upside to cranking out some more Futurama.

I ate the Onion

I feel like I haven’t seen this good boi in a while!

The clickbait thumbnails for the top and bottom videos are mildly infuriating, too.

So…Christian?

Ouch. The Onion: this is effectively just reporting on real events…

I think they see it on tv shows or social media influencers, where it allows both sides of a conversation to be heard by the audience. And if TV or Kim Kardashian does it, it must be cool, right?

All I can offer is some fish and bread.

“bag toss” also sounds kind of dirty to me