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Cake day: June 10th, 2023

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  • Cover/remove any brand name labels. Duct tape and spray paint are ugly. Use them.

    Lock it to something solid. Use multiple, high quality locks if you can. Lock it where there is video surveillance if possible. Never leave it long. Never ever leave it outside overnight.

    Greetings from Berlin, where more than 25,000 bikes are stolen each year. That’s 70 per day, or 3 per hour.

    Despite following my own advise above as best I could, I have lost 3 bikes in the last 20 years. I still ride a bike everywhere though, 100% of the time, averaging over 5000 km a year.

    Get out there and explore your city!

    Edited to add, a good lock is going to cost a lot more than a standard one, and will easily weigh over 5kg.





  • I have had random issues for the last 2 years where the active bluetooth adapter just vanishes suddenly and cannot be revived without a reboot (or oddly sometimes sleeping and re-awakening works). Some kernels are better than others, but it has never completely gone away. Often it is fine for days or even weeks of uptime, then it will occasionally crash within minutes or hours of booting. I use it for a mouse, which simply stops working mid-use.

    In my case it’s a built-in adapter that’s tied to an internal USB hub, and it is the entire USB hub that is crashing and vanishing. When it happens dmesg says the hub is no longer accepting the address assigned. Error 62 and or 110.

    This is on a Lenovo Thinkpad currently running anywhere from kernel 5.15 to 6.5 with the same random issue.










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