“We cant promise you much other than, if you visit us, we can guarantee you’ll come back again !”

That’s a really hard guarantee to live up to. It almost sounds like an ominous threat.

Maybe you didn’t read my post correctly. Again, using quotes this time, what about my post says it is OK to dox people?

Please point out to me where I said it was okay to dox people. I’ll wait…

So your response to feeling possibly in danger by someone calling you by the wrong name is to murder them? That’s totally normal and not at all unhinged.

The Friends episode was about how the tailor kept moving Joey’s penis around with his hand as he was taking measurements, and Ross let him know that wasn’t normal. I only know this because I went down a rabbit hole trying to find the movie I’m thinking of.

There’s a scene in a 90s comedy about that where the tailor asks which side he wears his pants on. The main character looked very confused until his friend explained it.

Is it rude to say, “You know what? I think I’ll walk.”

Nah, as a taxpayer I strongly advocate making our military vehicles look like animals.

Really? Dammit!

I had a whole animal based joke playing out with bird fish seal, but I couldn’t find an animal term for an army person. I thought about saying seal but couldn’t tell what kind of military person it was sliding down the line.

I fucking love the picture of the bird flying the boat while the dude slides down the line.

Only if you are pushing boundaries of the performance of the helicopter. Yes, they are designed with a specific balance in mind, but that balance is an envelope not a single number. They need to have capability to add people as well as have those people move around in flight. Some are designed to carry payloads/cargo, too, which can be variable in weight and shape. Have you ever seen a rescue helicopter flying with a gurney dangling by a line, swinging in the wind with a patient strapped to it? Same thing.

That’s the point. Indian food is rarely vegan.

In my part of Germany we like to say “Mäckes” which I suppose is maccas

Around here people call it McDoof. Not sure if that’s a local thing or not.

I’ve heard McDuff, Maccies, McDs and just plain McDonalds.

“Meki” in Hungary

Mäci in Austria

Well, damn, now I know what I’m getting for lunch.

A robot lawnmower costs between $700 and $3000. A fence starts at around $5000 and can get into the $30,000s easily. It’s almost like you have no idea what you are talking about. Additionally, if the person needs a lawnmower then having a robot one isn’t a much bigger expense.

Finally, to really highlight how stupid your responses are, you do realize that cats can jump fences, right? A normal house cat can jump 6ft quite easily, and outdoor stray cats jump onto our 8ft tall privacy wall all the time.

Cats hate citrus peels and red pepper/chili powder or flakes. They will stay away.

that which will nourish us for the day

I don’t think it makes it redundant. If the literal translation of the component words mean “that which will nourish us for the day” as @[email protected] asserts, then it is saying “give us today that which we need to eat for the day.” That’s basically saying, “thanks for giving us today all we need to make it through the day.”

Ahh, yeah, I can see how that would be annoying.

I love my August smart lock. It auto-unlocks my door when I get home, so I never need keys or to reach for my phone. It also has a key pad to unlock if I dont have my phone. It has alerts and reports status on an app. I can unlock or lock the door remotely for people to check in on things for me while Im away.

Yes, it has issues and eats batteries, but its so convenient.

And most dumb locks can also be picked in under 5 minutes. The difference is a smart lock can alert me when someone who isn’t me opens the door or leaves it open. Of course, most burglars are just going to break a window to get in.

I absolutely love my smart lock. It has auto-unlock when I arrive home after leaving the neighborhood, so I never have to use a key or a phone app. It also has a key pad, so if my phone is not on me or is dead or whatever I can still punch in a code. And I can both check the lock status AND door open status anywhere I am in the world if I have wifi or cell data. I can remotely unlock the door to let in my housekeeper if I am at the office without giving her a code. I can also lock it when she leaves.