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Just workin’ on my night cheese. 🎶

🍄🍄

Now it’s over, I’m dead and I haven’t done anything that I want. Or I’m still alive and there’s nothing I wanna do.

I can’t think about how old that song is, it hurts me.

It’s not, it’s a Meijer (Midwest chain).

See also: ‘irregardless’. 😤

I’m conflicted

If you did forget your towel I suppose a blahaj would suffice.