I don’t get it, what’s cringe about making a joke out of people’s selfish and exaggerated behaviour?

You’re right, but “incompetence” seems harsh. Maybe I’m just sensitive today.

// because I said so.

More reported prisoners.

That is overly polite in my opinion. I’m happy to fire up the lawn mower after 9am.

Congrats on 93 days, stay strong and when you’re feeling weak remember how strong you were to get this far and reach out for help!

That is going to be solved by making IT nerds pretend to forget the word exists?

Hunger is also a world wide problem, doesn’t stop me from saying I’m starving!

That’s clearly been printed on at the point of manufacture. Blood isn’t even white, you racist.

I cannot fathom such deep despair for I only live in a world of seconds.

God speed my simple friend. God speed.

There’s a huge difference between “most clocks” and “most clocks I’ve seen” - especially if your clock experience is restricted to schools.

Do you see a lot of schools? Do you know whether the schools you’ve been to all use the same supplier? How broad is your school clock experience? How many clocks do you think you’ve seen, ever?

Most clocks I’ve seen recently (I can recall exactly 1) have seconds hands. Regardless though I’m not suggesting “most clocks” have seconds hands…I’m just making a quip about how traditional, analogue, clocks have seconds hands to deal with the exact problems noted.

seconds hand: am I a joke to you?

Not continuously for an hour. I’ve lived opposite an ER and it wasn’t as bad as whats described above. Much louder, but also much less frequent.

In the UK there are actually laws around not sounding your horn at night.

Who is ymal?

Just 1, but it seems to repeat ad infinitum:

Be born rich.