No idea on the song, may have better luck identifying the singer, and working backwards from there? Maybe something by Fine Young Cannibals? Certainly the most notable falsetto that comes to mind for that era for me.

In that case, I think the whole question is moot. The umbrella term of thingamawidget is not both modular and versatile, but its constituent parts are individually. “The thingamawidget with versatile software and modular hardware is…” would then be the more accurate description.

Otherwise it’s like describing a brownie as wet and bitter because the egg is wet and the raw cocoa is bitter.

Yeah, I swear I just heard one of them say “Looks like Geek is back on the menu, boys!”

I didn’t even know orcs had restaurants? How do they know what a menu is?!

Ooh, tell me more! I used to love a good fairy tale. And this one sounds like a doozy! But just like you started, make sure it doesn’t have anything that matches reality - that’d be great. Thanks!

Okay. See ya!

I don’t know that Sauron had an ideology per se, more just power for the sake of power. Which allegorically is pretty spot on I think.

Do you need a hug? It sounds like you need a hug.

And jokes on you, I was conceived in the backseat of a car. Don’t you feel foolish now?

You all are getting Creators? - <sighs sadly in godless heathen>

Wow, I never realized you could see outraged, frothing at the mouth spittle flying around via text before. Thanks for the educational moment.

You don’t know what satire is, do you? And man, with everything else thrown my way because of this post, insulting my nerd cred is a low blow even for someone from hexbear. I thought you all at least had standards!

So in this situation, are you suggesting Stein, de la Cruz, West, or Fruit? Because other than as a “protest” vote that hands it to Trump, what does that do exactly? Let’s say air traffic controllers are busy with all the flying pigs, and somehow Stein wins. She’s woefully under-qualified and she’s literally the leading third-party candidate. What exactly do you think she or any one of them would be able to do? They’re not serious candidates, and are more likely to setback efforts at building third parties than advancing them.

Protest votes can be useful in primaries but are pointless in general elections. No serious candidates have been building a party with a chance at knocking off the Dems and GOP for the past 4+ years, and instead they only come out every presidential cycle to fundraise and maybe grab a few headlines. The last mildly “successful” third party candidate for President was Perot, and (thank god) he did nothing to shift the national conversation. No one remembers the protest votes, they only remember who won.

I’ve been voting since 1988 and active in community and political organizing the whole time, and pretty much every candidate I’ve backed in the presidential primaries has lost. Every election has been a somewhat dissatisfying choice that has lead to a few policy wins and many more disappointing loses. But absent a magical unicorn national third party that builds a grassroots movement that can actually affect change, I’m left with choosing what I believe is the only option with a hope of something better and against the option that would definitely bring me and my loved ones harm, as he would bring harm to literally millions of others. You can say I’m selling out my principles, but I say any other choice is selling out my fellow humans around the world and in the US.

No, but would’ve loved when Frodo got rid of Sam, if Sam has said “See the violence inherent in the system! Help, I’m being repressed!” 😄

Excellent job committing to the bit!

For the purposes of the satire, they left the ring out of it. Otherwise it’s just a Monty Python sketch and would be about “the violence inherent in the system” 😉

And as I commented to someone else who picked Frodo - he too gave in to the ring in the end and was only saved by someone biting off his finger that had the ring on it. He’s also an upper middle class nepo-baby who’s a landlord. If you’re going to pick someone else, you have to go with proletarian Samwise.

Goddamn, it’s always fucking Gondor, isn’t?

He’s also not specific about what additional support it is he’d give Israel. I don’t really believe he could give them more than Biden and Harris are. What, materially, could he do for them that Biden would refuse to? He didn’t offer specifics atleast.

So you’re expecting restraint from the guy behind an attempted coup? The guy who had to be talked out of wanting to nuke North Korea? Listen, I’m not expecting to change anyone’s mind - we’re obviously coming at this from different perspectives. It’s not just “both sides bad”, it’s that all sides are bad, or at least imperfect, and you need to make a choice.

I prefer the deeply problematic former law enforcement politician who will never be exactly what I want versus the nearly-octogenarian lying, cheating, clearly insane guy who I believe would be the biggest step towards a civil war, World War III, or both.

I want Palestinian lives to be saved, I want Ukrainian lives to be saved, I want American lives to be saved. I want clean air and water for the generations to come. I want everyone, not just Americans, to have a chance at a better life and control over their own lives and bodies. Chances are I may not get any of those things, but my best shot at getting any of them is to vote for the person who seems the most sane. It’s the only choice I have.

Oh no! A cutting remark about my username!!! However will I survive?!

Deep cut with the Haradrim, I’ll give you that 😉

He was saved by Gollum biting his fucking finger off, but sure. Keep simping for your rich, nepo-baby, landowning bourgeois. Find it hilarious seeing someone from hexbear backing the landlord in the story.

You really should be more careful. I could be in the room with you right now!