Make a new microsoft account for the nursing home and basically use their credentials.

Beyond useless.

Skibidi Toilet is this generation’s War and Peace

I use my F1-F12 keys regularly and right shift modifier opens up F-13 through F-24. It’s nice.

I detect a hint of panic and feel like you’re overcooking this.

Rhyme: she’s establishing a pattern along which you can spend time together.

Reason: you helped her out with Linux and she reciprocated with some friend time. That is mutually valuable whether you realize it or not.

Next time you’re hanging out go get burgers or something. Don’t treat human relationships like computer systems, they don’t work the same and the sooner you figure this out the better all your relationships romantic or otherwise will be.

Every single one of their records is more relevant now than ever.

Funny thing to be mad about but yeah, annoying.

Fruit kebab and pacifico in a steaming hot shower.

It’s a psychological trick to get on your good side. Don’t give religious people any of your personal information, chances are they want to kill you.

several hundred

LOL okay boomer

Remember the Rittenhouse defense when push comes to shove.

It’s already underway and the cold civil war between Republicans and everyone else is one of the battle fronts. Ukraine is another.

In my experience this type of litter is the best (clay clumping pellets) with the automatic litterbox. I usually go for one of the super turbo ultra types instead of unscented. I have 5 cats on it, it works the best for us even when the robot is out for cleaning and they’re going in the box again.

Pretty litter is good but marginally less useful the more cats are going in it, and the dust it kicks up is invisible but still irritating and clumps kinda badly. I only use it if I really need to diagnose a UTI but it’s been over half a year now since I bought a bag.

If that’s how I gotta go

To be honest I kind of like it here.

I actually stopped driving because of it. I don’t know how much worse the damage would be the next time, the dicks just keep getting smaller and smaller

The only person who ever cut me off to brake check me after I signaled a merge drove an F-250 dually with a Dallas Cowboys (I laugh just thinking about it) tow hitch and a fake butch name so he could sound tough in the parking lot where nobody knew what it said his name was on the registration.

I offered to fix the damage out of pocket but he wanted to feel powerful for once in his life, and so he called my insurance because one of the arms on his tow hitch got bent as it shattered the grill of my civic.

We had been driving in toward downtown LA in morning rush hour traffic and the dude thought it was appropriate to race into my signal, force me off the merge that I had already started so that he could keep me from being in front of him in the right lane.

I have plenty more I could say about this guy but it’s a waste to say anything more than the fact that he probably got a little dick.

You stop qualifying for sympathy when you as the victim decide to escalate in the name of revenge

Just wait 5 months, they’ll add a bullshit feature like custom fonts and raise the price 83%

Insurance isn’t gonna pay out either way. In this situation they’d say they don’t have enough information to determine who is at fault and close the claim.