…died after drinking that.

What does “fully” mean? I’m watching Dan fucking Rath going on a hilarious rant rn on jing.

“Where are my testicles Summer?”

Sir, this is a pickle.

If the love triangle in question does not have the potential for a threesome, it is not a triangle.

…Ubuntu.

Who are you? Why are you on my phone?

Let me interject for a moment,

What you are referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux. Thank you for taking your time to cooperate with with me, your friendly GNU+Linux neighbor, Richard Stallman.

Oh shit, Sideways French.

I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me.

Dutch Special Operative Birb, ready for shenanigans.

> YES.

“man” is scared and alone, no more.

There is such a train in existence, although the species evolved into triangle shapes (a bit like Bill Cipher) which is reflected in all their architecture and vehicles.

What?

I looked this woman dead in the windows of her soul and I said, “biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch”

I still hear the beeps sometimes… Never work at a mcdonalds. You don’t wanna work at a mcdonalds.

Never work at a mcdonalds. You don’t wanna work at a mcdonalds.

yes

Which mcdonalds is this?

Trick question; it’s all of them.