They’re orders of magnitude more real looking.

The Pareto principle is everywhere in life.

What fucking idiot would want a picture without an echidna in it?

Hey you’re from Indiana too! I’ve noticed Kroger’s the worst about this, Meijer is usually lower. Shop Aldi then Meijer if you can.

IMO this is such an important thing about life. You can’t control most of what happens to you, but what you can control is your attitude & your reaction. You often don’t need to have an opinion, a preference, or a response to a situation/event.

It’s exactly what it sounds like

I bet they look like pans

:(

She’ll pay for your Uber, it’s a good deal!

I’m surprised more of you aren’t using my mom, she gets around

I just hear it when my parents start ranting about how horrible the millennials are, without realizing both their children are millennials.

Thank you!

Gimme that WHEAT

Wonderful, thank you

What’s your favorite one? I only have a POTV One and it’s perfect for me. I rarely smoke so I don’t need anything too complex

Jacking off. I’m really good at it and have a lot to share, but every time I’ve tried the police get called.

Oh shit, thank you

Good show

Yeah? Let’s see your coprolite buddy

No one has lived or will ever live a better life