The Israeli government is murdering children and committing war crimes, and they’re upset about what The Onion has to say about it.

It finally got the fingers right.

Shm. Smh. The fucking people who call all sodas “coke”.

Them: What kind of Ford do you drive? Me: a Chevy.

Purina had a good one that was pellets made from recycled paper. Think it was called yesterday’s news. I haven’t seen it in my local stores in a while though.

The parking lot at work is filled huge pickup trucks, while the inside of the building is filled with tiny penises.

Kevin Kline, playing Dave Kovic, playing President Bill Mitchell.

Thanks. I really needed that today.

Grays. Sports. Almanac.

I love the little “bad” things about this: the cop wearing shorts, the electric car, … and people looking happy.

No. I would stay here to work toward improving social programs in the U.S.

https://gorillafund.org/

Perhaps some people would stop punishing their own bodies for the benefit of their employer.