Thanks Jesus

I wonder if color blind people can hallucinate the missing colors, too.

You can get a similar effect at a park bench

Just a big bay window

If Aladdin was a metal opera instead

Poison is sinister. How about microdosing reality?

Just give it a second, Majesty. You’ll get your new subjects soon enough.

This is some Beau is Afraid levels of fucked.

But what about this extra 10%?

Yes we did

Vegas odds on the original owner having a matching mustache and penciled eyebrows?

It’s no wonder doctors in linguistics dip into philosophy as often as they do, incredible minds to know enough languages to study them. Polyglots are cool

Isn’t it strange how languages have tons of homonyms we hardly notice while having synonyms for almost anything else? Thanks for sharing I’ll check that out.

You’re welcome thanks yourself

Am I supposed to believe you’re not furniture either? Nice try you shifty stack of maple drawers.

Edit: ¿“Por” no es “for” en ingles?

¿Para qué no les dijiste cómo?

That’s so frustrating. Good on your vendor for doing the right thing, terrible DHLs inept routing ate that business’ lunch and lost them a huge market.

This is exactly why America needs to fortify the UPS, it’s so infuriating to see politicians slowly hamstring it. There’s probably only a few bad hands or faulty software in DHL’s supply chain but when it’s left to the motivators of corporate growth and competition then oversight and accountability will be as trim as they can be. Some industries shouldn’t be for profit. Besides even with the Post Office around there’s still need for couriers, FedEx, UPS, and others.

tbh between you and the Grecian parent comment I thought I might’ve uncovered the fediverse Greek mafia lol

A Greek and Canadian disagreeing on Spanish makes me feel like my mono and thee quarters linguistic ass needs to try harder.

They’re lying to you, they lost your package. DHL does this constantly, anytime I have a supplier shipping with them I feel obligated to warn clients about inevitable delays.

To be clear: I’m not going to bat for any gods over here, but a lot of his bad pr was from the Greek franchise.