Use an hydraulic jack (every car should have one in the trunk) to lift the rear axle of the truck as high as you can, then push it, now you can proceed to get out of the parking spot

“I’m downloading linux ISOs” was the perfect excuse to keep my computer on all night downloading “other” stuff

I can’t wait for a flat earther to claim that this is an actual image from nasa’s website. BTW image looks awesome I just found my new wallpaper thanks.

It’s always one of the two with this companies, it’s either “we’re making millions” or “we’re going under” there’s no inbetween.