minus-squareKilorat@lemmy.worldto196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Dad joke rulelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 months agoLink to source for convenience; https://twitter.com/katiemedleyy/status/1461739805381992457 linkfedilink
Kilorat@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoIf subway calls their workers "sandwich artist", does that mean when I order something, I'm commissioning it?message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareIf subway calls their workers "sandwich artist", does that mean when I order something, I'm commissioning it?Kilorat@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Kilorat@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoNobody alive has a kill/death ratio IRL, since you can't divide by zero.message-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down11
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareNobody alive has a kill/death ratio IRL, since you can't divide by zero.Kilorat@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square8fedilink
Kilorat@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoA retirement home is like a high school, but dying is the only way to graduatemessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareA retirement home is like a high school, but dying is the only way to graduateKilorat@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
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