The cream would rehydrate them.

Jam is made with pureed fruit, while jelly is made from fruit juice. Colloquially, though, people use the terms interchangeably constantly.

I always hated the advice to make an L with your hands to see which one was Left. No one ever specified whether you’re supposed to have your palms facing you or facing away, so it’s ambiguous.

When I was a kid, I would picture a dining place setting because I knew the fork was on the left.

That article you linked was a really interesting read. Thanks!

I have it on pretty good authority that everyone

That’s where your comment went wrong. Just about everything that anyone claims “everyone” does is false. Maybe “lots of people,” “most people,” or even “by far, most people” do a thing, but literally “everyone”? BS.

I don’t like looking at breasts, and I have absolutely no interest in them.