Don’t stop him now! He’s having such a good time!

LoveLanguageModels

Claim denied.

The central review mirror is missing, rendering the car unfit for public roads.

Harrrrrrr

I don’t understand. I think bad things (e.g. cancer) can happen to everyone (e.g. small childrens/babies, selfless people…). Is your argument that no one is really good?

Great Scott! This meme has summoned the Super Dads!

TIL: there are killer bots. Crazy.

In an attempt to cheer you up: most of us are useless bums, some are just getting paid more, due to lucky circumstances. You are not worth less than the rest of us goofballs.
Also, you have access to the biggest library in human history (internet) and things could be way worse. If this was 1824, I probably would be very happy, if I could live the life I’m living now. :)

Well, actually…

Right!? Everyone but us is so stupid for talking about Lemmy (who ever that is) in here, while this is obviously squidward. Sheeple are so stupid!