I feel like celebrating only on February 29th during a leap year makes the most sense. If someone was born on February 29, then that’s their birthday and their rate of aging is slowed by %80.

Don’t shoot until you can see the acorns of their eyes!

Aristocrats cancel another buttfucking

No this is Patrick.

Hey don’t tread on him man.

They locked me in a room. A rubber room with pc parts.

Yeah but unfortunately they can’t find them.

Man I knew I shouldn’t have thrown all my old babies out.

Where are you finding then for $25-$35? Ebay has them going for $70+

“Ask not what social media can do for you but what you can do for social media.”

What? Trump handed out more stimulus checks than Biden. Then there was the whole pay day loan fiasco that was rampant with corruption and fraud with absolutely no oversight.

Alcohol is already a thing. There’s no need to evolve any further coping mechanisms.

Check your firewall logs (Status -> System Logs -> Firewall for pfSense, can’t remember for opnsense). I’d suspect you might see blocks from 10.0.66.x to your Playstation.

Of course.

The real recipe were the friends we made a long the way.

So what is it Neo? The blue suppository or the red suppository?

You’re still eating salmon that contains wheat? Come on and get with the times. You need to be eating gluten free salmon it’s much better for you.

It’s a DeLorean. Quick Marty we need to hit 88mbps!!

You usually need to return those when you cancel service so hold onto it unless you want to pay the replacement cost if you ever change service.

Some fries mfer.