Edit: don’t ask what happens if the shell breaks while it’s still inside. You don’t wanna know. Be thankful you’re approaching this evolutionary step voluntarily and not due to natural evolution. Evolution sometimes decides that those kinds of questions aren’t worth bothering with. You’re lucky though. When the time comes, you’ll get to choose how you want your eggs done.

I wasn’t gonna until you said this

Is this how you get chicken nuggets?

The right ones.

CRT pixels weren’t perfect blocks, making them look better with special care. It actually made some processes much easier to calculate as they could rely on that method to “round out” the image.

Edit: Except the second image

Not like against a bear, mountain lion, or gorilla no

Lol I remember my dad being so excited when he got one of these for our windows 95 PC that he had us record something for it and told us all about how advanced it was.

It’s that fishy taste that does it to me

Just cant pretend to like it at all

Idk man

I don’t think I’d want to risk being shredded alive the moment I scrape my toe on a rock

Is that bird sewing?

SEE IM NOT FUCKING DECONDITIONED MOTHER FUCKERS

No, it really wasn’t all that lol

Wait, allosexual means not asexual right?

And yes I’m not autosexual, definitely heterosexual. But I think the question here isn’t autosexual as autosexual is with themselves but another person as themselves?

Technically this is an impossible scenario we are trying to figure out but damn yo we straight up philosophizing

Wait hold on, now I have a question. If I wouldn’t want to fuck me, does that mean no one would?

Jesus my self-confidence just took a massive hit

Gotta be careful with that one when talking data streams though.

A pub/sub pattern implemented for message queue flow is available in most cloud (and on prem) solutions.

Now hold on, I did my math wrong. It was far too late at night. I used C=300000 not 3*10^8.

That gives us an impact energy, classically, of 5.37*10^41 J.

So that is about 3 times the kinetic energy than the engery at rest of Sol.

Sol is not at rest, further, we have non- insignificant factors at play here.

Sol is orbiting Sagittarius A* at 250km/s. Additionally, we have the general relativistic relationship between Sol and our massive projectile.

I’m going to work on modeling this, it got far more interesting.

Another comparison here. If a human was just made of ballistics gel, weight for weight, meaning no vital organs or anything, a 10g round would hit a target it 1/9000 the side of.

Earth, hitting the sun would be like something 1/800000 this size of.

Oh shit my lunesta kicked in. Someone better double check my numbers

Edit: I was off by a big order of magnitude, see my reply to this comments reply.

No. You are also forgetting the density of the sun increases with depth. For instance, if it’s heading for the core - the solar core is about 155g/cm^3. Where as earth is 5.5g/cm3.

Essentially, going 0.9C is going to impact the sun, and we can say the incoming earth object is going to classically hit with 4.9*10^24 J.

At this size and and energy, we compare it to the rest energy of the entire sun (this isn’t how we would actually do it) but the sun has a total resting mass energy equivalence of like 1.8x10^41 J.

The energy of the earth like object impacting the sun is 0.000000000000000027%.

The sun effectively doesn’t even know it happened.

Elden Ring, Helldivers when I need to calm down from Elden Ring, and Factorio when I need to cool it from Helldivers.

I sprinkle in a little Diablo IV and No Man’s Sky too

Not as automatic as they desire. Or I desire.

My ex wife prefered snap chat.

So you know, I just happened to get traumatized by another dudes dick in my wife’s phone after her nude photos I’ve never seen. I don’t know who he was other than her admitting it was a guy she cheated on me with 5 years ago.

No I’m not over it. Its been over a year, and because of the toxic nature of our relationship I don’t have confidence to go out there and meet other people. It’s fine, I’m fine. I’ve got video games and a shower to cry in.

But fuck smartphones. I hate this goddamn technology more than I hate my ex.

My parents didn’t let my brother or I have nerf guns or the good 90s super soakers.

As an adult with my own son, I can confirm we enjoy some nerf guns, but those are pretty meh compared to the non-nerf-brand Darth blasters they have now.

We got 10 shot semi-auto blasters, we got 6-shot pull back revolvers, a giant ass automatic yellow machine gun, we got two fully automatic (and loud as fuck) 20 dart blaster rifle things, and he got a fully automatic mini gun dart blaster from Santa.

My ex hates nerf blasters with a passion, and I still haven’t gotten those back at my place yet

The longest stretch would likely be chip fabs. You need precision electronics and hazardous chemicals and plenty of power.

But considering that some form of electronics will survive, and it wouldnt take long for people to get rudimentary electricity going, I don’t see why we couldn’t have world Internet within a decade.