Phuntis

ketchup is good and dijon is a pointless mustard that’s not even worth existing it is the ultimate proof that french “cuisine” is overrated and actually sucks and only got it’s reputation due to writing down other countries recipes with a different name to the original and cultural imperialism through michelin stars and convincing americans if you’re not trained in a french style culinary school then you’re not a real cook it tastes of literally nothing the only mustards worth anything are english wholegrain and american english for cooking as it’s the hottest wholegrain for if you want the texture of the seeds and american for when you want it as a condiment like in a hotdog though I can’t think of anything else I’d put mustard on like that than a hotdog

I haven’t seen it before but is this what you were looking for

no there’s no rule in the title so you’ve done it wrong you shoulda titled it tootsie rule

it’s attached to a toilet no matter how much you clean it it’s still gross

🤢 toilet seats are so gross even at home I don’t sit on it unless I have to just foul and outside I just would wait until I get home if I’d need to sit down

it’s been 47 years

stop oil are industry plants they were founded by the daughter of an oil exec they’re designed to make the real people protesting look crazy by lumping them in

they’re also a plagiarist

a wasp posted this

wasps aren’t good they’re useless and ontologically evil and deserve nothing but death

well he is standing in the ocean so why wouldn’t he be wearing his wellies

that’d work on any of us I think not just northerners honestly I think it’d work on any human with functional eyes potato cheese sour cream bacon mmmmm

microwave with an oven setting supremacy no need to preheat cause it’s small enough 😎

never liked goblinhog

jorjor reference