in this magical world you live in, do corded ear buds stay untangled as well?

if a papercut is like being cut with a switchblade, a cardboard cut is like being cut with a saw.

this is Sarah’s vision from Terminator 2

wow didn’t even know that. they certainly are hiding it well.

can you educate me a bit about what’s wrong with that?

this comment broke my brain

isn’t that how batteries work though

Hades - The Painful Way

and the sequel that references it: Hades II - The Silver Sisters

pagers never really caught on where i live but i used to watch American tv shows and be amazed how much they mentioned pagers.

what the fuck lol… i remember the stuff about him being the kind of guy you could drink a beer with, as if that’s a qualification. but this is more ridiculous.

sure, send the bull back into the china shop to glue the china back together.

the American people voted for him for the second time.

they didn’t even want him the first time. but after he fucked up so much, they thought, yeah that’s our boy.

the power of racism is nothing to scoff at.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siren_(mythology)

there are different depictions of sirens. most commonly they are depicted as creatures similar to harpies. the mermaid form is second most common i think.

i think proton is getting shittified as well but you should make a post listing all these alternatives for different services, rather than peppering them in the comments.

internet explorer, yahoo mail, myspace, icq… things change. unfortunately it’s mostly due to a huge company having the resources to promote their product to convince people to migrate but still. people can leave old giants.

that still goes against the image…

no one is. this is the most ridiculous caricature I’ve ever seen and the immense snobbery of the so-called musician is unbearable. no one calls cellos violins. no one says Squidward flute or plinky plonk. literally everyone knows what a saxophone is, no one says careless whisper, which hasn’t been nearly as popular and ubiquitous as it was decades ago. i wouldn’t be surprised if fewer people know about careless whisper than they do about epic sax guy from Eurovision.

wtf it looks like a fat New Zealand. is there an even slimmer version inside NZ?

billionaires who talk like this should immediately be committed. he’s clearly far gone, just fucking take him away.

i appreciate this format except it’s so high effort it will unfortunately never become a meme.