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  • I originally wrote this for [email protected] but it works pretty good for me too:

    NATO Astronaut 1: It never gets old, huh?

    NATO Astronaut 2: Nope.

    Astronaut 1: It kinda makes you want to…

    Astronaut 2: Break into a song?

    Astronaut 1: Yep.

    I love the trenches,

    I love the roadside mines,

    I love blown bridges,

    I love when turrets fly.

    I love the whole world

    And all its sights and sounds.

    Boom-de-yah-da, boom-de-yah-da (twice)

    I love my plane-fus,

    I love nuke submarines,

    I love logistics,

    I love democracy!

    I love the whole world

    And all its craziness

    Boom-de-yah-da, boom-de-yah-da (twice)

    I love dictators

    (I like to watch em hang)

    I love Three Gorges

    I love when things go bang!

    I love the whole world

    It’s such a brilliant place

    Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da (repeating until fade)



  • Good question! Because neurons differ widely in location and function throughout your body, there are a number of possible outcomes depending on what exactly you mean by “all”. I’ve listed a few of those outcomes below!

    Every neuron in your entire body: you die.

    Every neuron in your body under conscious control: you die.

    Every neuron in your Central Nervous System(brain and spinal cord): you die.

    Every neuron in your brain: you die.

    Every neuron in your brain that’s not in your hindbrain: you still die, but slightly slower and more agonizing.

    Every neuron in your cerebrum: you die, but going from seconds to minutes here is progress!

    Every neuron in your frontal lobe: you might conceivably survive this, albeit with severe personality changes and massive cognitive declines. Then again, it’s almost certainly going to trigger a massive seizure. In which case you just die.



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    11 months ago

    Nope, the placebo effect can have physical effects and be genuinely curative. The level to which this is the case is highly variable from patient to patient, but it is inaccurate to say that is limited to improving sensation and perception of illness. Not to mention, in many cases the malady being treated is one of perception, for example, in pain management. And alleviating pain in itself has downstream positive effects on disease progression and patient QOL.