Defend religious content on AM? The only fucking thing on AM is religious content

Awaken awaken awaken, take the calls that must be taken

That’s because he is!

Omg this is so sad, Alexa play Thomas the tank engine bass boosted edition.

That’s a stool not a chair.

It’s rags all the way down.

Also my stove knobs are worse than doorknobs? Doubt.

write me a 4chan greentext

be me

bottomless pit supervisor

in charge of making sure the bottomless pit is, in fact, bottomless

occasionally have to go down there and check if the bottomless pit is still bottomless

one day i go down there and the bottomless pit is no longer bottomless

the bottom of the bottomless pit is now just a regular pit

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ask my boss what to do

he says “just make it bottomless again”

i say “how”

he says “i don’t know, you’re the supervisor”

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quit my job

become a regular pit supervisor

first day on the job, go to the new hole

its bottomless

Upgrades to a pei bed. We ran 5 printers 20 hours per day for 3 months and the bed upgrade literally changed our lives.

DeWalt and Milwaukee. Milwaukee doesn’t last long but with their lifetime warranty I basically start every other project with a new set of tools so w/e

This is the way but apple peeps can’t help themselves.

You can’t say the last season want just an absolute circle jerk. Character development and back story? Yeah fuck that shit, we need someone to completely abandon their character arc to fit in to this episode.

Maybe if they hired a single around engineer or their commentators werent on par with the NFL’s “hot takes by a guy with tbi.”

Yeah but stop at season 2.

Up your bathroom lighting with an occupancy sensor/ dimmer. No fumbling for the switch in the dark or worrying about turning off lights.

You don’t surf. You’ve never surfed.