Years ago, a family member (who was on my mobile phone family account) was getting charged monthly for some mobile game. I would point it out every month, and they were like “Yeah…I need to cancel that…”

It took over a year for them to get around to canceling it.

Women are so cute and beautiful but I think they are talking about getting their horse in a koozie

We have a 2012 Ford Fiesta that we call “Siesta”. That car sucks a good amount. Been meaning to get rid of it for years now.

Now to stick him in the closet until winter

I eat a spoonful of peanut butter on a daily basis. It’s the best.

Spiderman: Homewrecker

That scene in Ghost messed me up.

Wow, that looks tasty!

What brand is it?

This was my first thought lol

I hope they have their permit

When I was a small child, I put a piece of Cheerios cereal in each nostril, to “see if I could breath through the tiny holes”. They got stuck, I panicked, then fell asleep. When I woke up, they were gone. I always assumed they dissolved.

This was definitely the aughts.

Not really bad, but it’s one that stuck with me: The computer owner had a bit of an obsession with David Boreanaz. Wallpaper was him with his shirt off. The desktop was cluttered with tons of image files, all him.

Reminds me of old Pioneer Kuro plasma TVs. With some models, you could solder one tiny capacitor to the mainboard, and it would unlock “Elite” model features.

Why you gotta be so pissy?

I thought I would see Chrono Cross sooner in this thread. Goat for sure.