Got it

🤯

Got me. 100% plausible.

Yes

Sometimes but most of the times no.

Aww

He was originally my grandpa’s cat. He named him after the statue.

“I’m scared of guns, I ----- Don’t tell anyone!”

Trump can rub two hamburgers together.

Inshallah

Looking forward to Zuck singing my kids to sleep.

The vet was absolutely smitten by him. He’s incredibly docile and well-behaved. She said she wishes all cats were like him.

That monkey has a right to defend itself (and RFK Jr.) if someone breaks into their house to steal their bananas.

Left-wing groups: disorganized

Right-wing groups: incredibly bad at opsec

Had to listen to 2 of my coworkers talk about their side hustles of extorting money from people for shelter.

Gonna make one called National Pleasure

Spammer

“We gave you equality and we can take it away!” Lmao

I run this instance buddy. If you’re going to call me a bot at least check my comment history.

Hey man, tell it to biden. He’s clearly not taking this seriously enough.