On all fours, arched backwards like a crab.

It took me going to that site to realise this was satire. I just figured for RFK JNR this headline made perfect sense.

One of my ex employers sold a construction company a six figure “building logistics system” which was just a Microsoft Access file. And the construction dudes had to use a CDMA dongle to remote desktop into a mainframe to open their access files. A travesty.

Or get medical care when we’re sick.

• Thank you Mr Science, for the claim of addiction to a chemical produced by the body. Very smart.
• Citation needed, literally everyone’s got different equipment. Some people are more sensitive, others less. Some people get piercings in their back to increase sensitivity, others are already so ticklish they shiver just from the touch.

Religion is mostly to blame, but I think some of those religious teachings have been integrated into institutions and secular society as well. Notions that self gratification is a treat and not a need, the perception of masturbation that it’s some teenage boy temporary phase and not for women or older married men. The idea that it can’t be a social activity at all, even though it’s free and safer than drugs.

How do you breathe? I’ve rimmed a few guys but never stuck my whole head up there.