I was reading this as in the stapler is an Excalibur level stapler - hence it went through steel XD

Maybe, but not nearly as painful as a porcupine 😞

Mine already does it. Send help, I have 20+ years of playtime.

Well, there’s also x.xxx

Unfortunately no. Seemed completely random. Maybe just hormones of growing up?

So, the first time I ever experienced sleep paralysis I was like ~5-7yr old. I was at my grandma’s house staying the night. Had a nightmare of a stereotypical witch on a broom chasing me. Ofc I was running, but not fast enough. When the witch finally caught me I ‘woke up’ but unable to move or open my eyes, couldn’t talk or scream.

Still in an in-between state of consciousness and lucid dream, I was finally able to jerk a leg or arm. That seemed to finally kick start the rest of me. Sat up breathing heavily, but further horror ensued. My eyes had been completely encrusted shut, from tears I guess? I had to physically pry my eyes open.

Years later it would happen again to various degrees. At one point it would happen so often it just got annoying. I’d be fully aware of what was happening. Sometimes I could open my eyes and look around, but could never move my head.

It’s been probably close to 20 years since it’s happened to me. I don’t miss it, much.

Damn it feels good to be a gangster

^^^^ Exactly what I meant 😅

Magnets, yes. Great for the fridge!

Maybe it’s bad luck, but half the time the instructions are physically impossible to follow on certain steps.

Been married for 10 years now. There’s one thing I’ve found to be the ultimate relationship tester:

Furniture Assembly.

If you can survive assembling a few pieces of IKEA puzzles together it’s probably going to last XD

Can relate tbh. Like, I’m not going to turn the pages for you, all ya gotta do is ask and do it.

But fr, I’ll talk about anything that isn’t small talk. But I really don’t like carrying a conversation that A: doesn’t interest me, and B: has no ultimate goal (see: smalltalk).

Perfection

The chaos has finally ended about an hour ago. Thankful for that XD

That’s me on the bottom this year. Literally about to start the cleaning and some meal prep for tomorrow 🫠

This has almost been in an episode of House lol

It’s worse than this: Somehow he decided to live amongst the peasants, but put on this big show about; but ‘how do ya do fellow plebs?’. In some twisted logic, Jesus is somehow the son and the father, at the same time, but different.

I can actually imagine a scenario where MS actually wants that to happen. They don’t really make money on windows sales anymore (comparatively to their other products). So this could free up quite a lot of resources and reallocate them elsewhere.

The majority of home consumers basically just use browser services anyways.

Lemme isn’t using some algorithm designed by an entire phycological department to be as addictive as possible for engagement numbers.