I played Paper Mario for the N64 and had a blast, super good game that I couldn’t put down. Nice to know there are N64 games I’ve never played that still hold up

Good lord this is a lazy comic. Like, nice artwork and all, but all that just to be an exceptionally obvious mouth piece for an author opinion? Damn.

Couldn’t that logic be used against literally any good action? Like giving $100,000 to a malaria charity isn’t going to stop malaria. If everyone thought like vegans, the world would be vegan, the climate crisis would almost entirely be averted, rivers swimmable, billions of animal lives saved each year.

If during your supermarket shop, you use vegan recipes instead, you’ll be one of those dominos. You could be the systemic change!

Added a parsnip to my vege soup this week, absolutely added a whole bunch of flavour, can recommend.

Maybe it’s like those Facebook posts where you tell Mark Zuckerberg that he’s not allowed to profit off your photos.

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Are you vegan?

I don’t understand how you pick a team if you werent born in an area with a team. Like, as a New Zealander, how can I get excited for a premiere league team that I essentially pick at random?

It really was excellent in its infancy, once you’d honed your algorithm. Some of the funniest, sharpest content on the internet at the time, with a really tight knit in-joke machine - reminiscent of early internet communities. It boomered up and burnt out, but there was certainly a spark there.

I don’t know why, but I really didn’t enjoy it. I like pretty much every single critically acclaimed game there is, but Disco Elysium bored the hell out of me. It was basically a visual novel with this clunky split personality disorder thing going on. The humour was pretty “so THAT just happened” which explains why it got so popular with Redditors.

Idk, I played it until I got to some group of union workers arguing on some big wall before I just couldn’t stomach any more.

Well it’s not arbitrary is it. Any quantitative measure of maturity is definitely correlated with age.

Your “very mature” 15 year old is either an outlier, or an indictment on your ability to ascertain maturity.

I mean, I feel like all the older generations said a good pair of shoes would net you $300, that’s gotta have increased with inflation now. It’s probably worth investing a LOT of money into good shoes if you spend a good chunk of life in em

“Specious reasoning” is all I can think of. That’s what Lisa Simpsons says when Homer thinks the Bear Patrol is working like a charm (because there’s not a bear in sight).

Flyscreen on my windows has stopped me ever needing to kill flies.

It was a joke Mark. A Christmas joke.

But then why pirate the game?

A triple-A game is only available and free to you because people like me pay for it.

If everyone acted like you, the AAA game industry wouldn’t exist.

I’m not trying to be disparaging, but no pirate should be proud of their theft.

I suspect it’s less of a trigger warning, and more of a means to reframe perceptions of food.

Like, if TV commercials just started putting little “viewers may find the following depictions of dead animals disturbing” stingers before a commercial of a family eating steaks, it might change perceptions over time.

I don’t know, you see a cow being shot and cut up, it’s NSFW. You put some parsley on it, it’s now food.

Got em