I’m very kinky but not very sexual. Like a 7-8 for kink but a 1 for sexuality.
The infernal flame of Wonderland. Professional circus sideshow performer, fire witch, and collector of sharp things. Ask for my Instagram!
I’m very kinky but not very sexual. Like a 7-8 for kink but a 1 for sexuality.
I’m Hispanic, used to live in a red part of NY. Have been profiled by cops many, many, many times.
One time the cops gave me FIVE tickets for driving without insurance, while they held my active insurance in their hands. I lost sooo many days of work and almost lost my license fighting that shit.
Another time they pulled me over and spent 20 minutes on the side of the road trying to interrogate me to give me a DUI. I was perfectly sober and was coming home from a long trip with my dog. They also insinuated that my dog was dangerous over the radio (shiba inu, she was curled up asleep)
The Zorsith law: all kitchen knives must have a flared base
the south lost the American civil war,
They’ve been trying to play the long game
I’m more proud to be Costa Rican than to be American at this point. Something like 95+% of our electricity comes from green energy, and we have a goal to achieve 100% in a short timeline. We also have fantastic food and produce.
Another fun fact is that the government owns an alcohol distillery that was set up in an attempt to curb illicit distilling in the 50s. It’s now a point of national pride. The distillery is FANAL, they make Cacique
Can it wait however long it takes to see a specialist? Are you ready to pay $2k for a 15 minute ambulance trip?
If the answer is no, urgent care
I fucking hate how accurate this is
Local pizzeria, but I live in NYC
It honestly costs the same when you factor in all the bullshit fees
This reads like a Junji Ito story
Horns and a forked tongue
I’d say landlords but it doesn’t count as an occupation
Queens, Brooklyn, Bronx, Manhattan, New Jersey, ACAB Island, and Westchester
The theory is that a rotating plate heats food evenly
In practice what ends up happening is my ceramic bowl heats to 500 degrees while the contents somehow get colder??? Except for like, one carrot that is now glowing red
Blue laws are a joke. In many states you can’t show underboob
Also, notice it’s only fem presenting nipples
Blue laws are hell to work around as a performer. Thankfully NYC is pretty lax.
That said, the silver lining is that nipple pasties are an absolute central part of burlesque now and you can find everything from cheap disposables to custom made works of art
FWIW, I’ve killed a bunch of Phillips hue bulbs through normal use
The title song from the OG mirrors edge, which is by Solar Fields
Not my problem, tell me more