I choose to work ten hour shifts so I don’t have to work Fridays! It’s not always a bad thing.

Every dog I’ve ever had would look guilty when harsh tones were used, regardless of whether the dog had done anything wrong.

In the days of old when knights were bold and toilet paper wasn’t invented, they’d wipe their ass with a piece of grass and walk away contented.

… Why? His content can be enjoyable, but I’m not sure it relates here.

Little Johnny was a scientist, little Johnny is no more …

Plus it puts on a Santa hat around Christmas.

I’m pretty sure there’s nothing in this image that means anything to me.

Except the first username … Unfortunately.

I once made an RCE reference on Reddit and was viciously down voted without apparent reason.

I hereby upvote you both because I appreciate this reference and because my past self deserves closure.

I am not qualified to answer this, but I did once see a similar question asked on Reddit. The best response I saw was from a commenter whose name I can’t remember, else I would credit them.

That commenter said that his infant daughter had required an operation on her rectum. The commenter asked the surgeon how the surgery site could possibly not become infected and was told “the asshole knows how to handle shit.”

That answer seemed reasonable to me and I probably will never forget it.

This wasn’t meant as an accusation, I’m sure the picture is legit; I apologize for accidentally suggesting otherwise.

I only meant to mention that the arrangement of the flowers suggested the shape of a turtle, which is certainly not a bad thing in my eyes. As I said, a very pretty picture!

This is pretty, but also kind of looks like an AI response to a prompt like “flower turtle.”

You must be a hoopy frood.

Bureau of Land Management.

Correct, horse!

From context, I assume Mobile Device Management, though I’ve never heard it it being used other than by an employer.

Time to watch Rick and Morty!