TurtlePower

Give Buster treats!

Plz

Holy hell, that cast list. That’s a who’s who of 1981 movie stars. And damn, I was born the year Julie Andrews showed us her tits. Hmmm…

What the hell is SOB, you s.o.b.‽

I was very fortunate and extremely lucky in many ways. Like how our next-door neighbor got tickets to a local amusement park every year from his pension and since he and has wife were old farts and their kids were grown, he always gave them to us and we’d just buy extra for other family members that wanted to go along. I won’t deny I had an amazing childhood in so many ways, but that doesn’t forgive the lies and trauma.

That’s just sad. I had an NES, a Gameboy, an SNES, and an N64 when they came out and I ALWAYS like doing things and getting out. My mom, granddad, and one aunt would all go skiing in the winter and bike riding in the summer, and I enjoyed every fucking minute of it. I also enjoy every fucking minute of my video games. But I knew they’d still be there when I got done having other kinds of fun.

Now start a death metal band, name it Crimson Liquid, and boom, you got your first album - Angel of Blood, complete with cover art.

Brutal.

Beautiful cat!

Ooooohhh, no! They say he’s got to go!

Go, go Godzilla!

Ooooohhh, no! There goes Tokyo!

Go, go, Godzilla!

It was developed specifically to melt perfectly on burgers. As a cheese enjoyer I’ll tell you, American cheese is not bad, but it’s only good for two things: on burgers, and in grilled cheese sandwiches paired with tomato soup. Anyone that’s so snobbish as to not recognize these uses, is not fit to dine on the cheese they’re so full of.

Funny, the “constellation” in the middle looks like a man. A man charging up a Kamehameha…

Cowabunga!

Apathy’s a tragedy and boredom is a crime!

Eyes up, Guardian.

No, I know the difference between someone being giddy over finding themselves and someone doing it for attention. Unlike the fucking hexbears you see here throwing hate around, I know how to be introspective and self-reflect. I imagine it’s not uncommon for people to wonder what it’s like to be the opposite gender. My wife occasionally asks me what it really feels like to have a cock and balls. Hell, I’ve wondered what it really feels like to have a vagina and clit. But neither of us is going to change genders just to find out. It’s just natural curiosity. Trans people don’t bother me. Being browbeat is what bothers me.

Yes. So why are they bothering everyone else with it?

Remember a handful of years ago when all of a sudden everyone and their mother had a gluten allergy? That’s what this shit feels like. Yes, there are a lot of trans people out there. But I have encountered so fucking many, both on- and offline, that are just doing it to feel special.

I’m glad somebody gets it.

Have you not seen all these hexbear fuckwits?

Yes, many of the interactions I’ve had with trans people, both on- and offline, have brought me to this. I always try to treat people as people, until they show themselves for what they truly are. It’s really simple: are they an asshole or not? If they are not an asshole, we cool. If they are, they can just fuck right off.

liberal definitionalism

Fuck off back to hexbear, tankie.

Never said you did. I don’t owe you shit, either. But you can go eat some.