In the 90s during the first “mild hype”, I had Suse for quite a while, twice. Same problem with unavailable software though, I remember PGP Disc not being available back then. I remember the cool kids talking about Red Hat and Debian, you must have been one of them.
Probably going back now, since my 2011 hardware won’t work with Windows 11.
My initial understanding was that it’s the cat that really got to go but the human did shenanigans with the toilet paper