Hand washing your ass with water is much cleaner than those who only use toilet paper and call it a day

You use a spoon

MS ActiBlizz sounds like the next addition to MS Office but they already renamed it to “Microsoft 365”

Web 3 v2 final (1)++ Remastered Advanced with Knuckles Pro Edition

I think it’s a male duck

Now THAT is the flag of Minnesota

When I was a kid, it’s cool to me that the KKK got mentioned in “Where is the Love” not knowing what they actually meant

Mastodon doesn’t natively support groups so we just use another protocol (such as chirp.social) so we know by seeing the domain name.

True. Just because “language is descriptive” (descriptivist will always let you know) doesn’t mean everyone can go freestyle with language, carelessly introducing ambiguity and miscommunication. They always say “as long as it gets the point across” but as a non-native but still pretty fluent, most of the time they don’t actually get the point across.

Not just any other sudden. It’s THE sudden.

I just do the former but tie the bows together to “lock” the instant “pull to untie” feature of the knot, then treat them like slip-ons. The “lock” don’t bind so they’re not hard to remove if I have to.

I just make them loose enough to be able to slip on/off with minimal hand use but fit enough that they won’t come off in normal circumstances.

I can tie a noose a little faster than my shoes so I guess I’m just bad at tying shoes.

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