Those are the worst! Thankfully my drive times arent usually that long.
Those are the worst! Thankfully my drive times arent usually that long.
Im a locksmith and… Im a locksmith.
never gets old.
Yeah, I have thought about it. Perhaps some day when I get really tired of that BS I will do it but for now, I need the monies.
Im a locksmith.
Customer: Do you make duplicates? Me: Yes C: How much? M: Depends on the type of key C: The normal one M: -_-
Or, after opening a customers door who was locked out:
C: Why so expensive tho? It only took you five minutes! M: -_- (Thats exactly why you dumb fuck, and I told you the price beforehand)
I also hate when people tries to haggle the price because I know for a fact that Im the cheapest locksmith in the area.
Being in orbit is just falling with style.
I wish, but thanks for the compliment.
Im a locksmith and… Im a locksmith
As a locksmith, this is a dream come true.
I sometimes dream something similar but its one of those dreams where you can fly until I loose control of it and just keep going up
I dunno why the focus on High School, I’m 34
High school is a recurring setting for me too, goes to show how deeply high school can traumatize us, I guess.
They often involve being chased by something, often huge and very threatening looking insects or someone like a really tall dude with extremely elongated hands or being late for something like class at school. Running through corridors that then become really tight spaces that I feel Im gonna get stuck in and/or ruined buildings where I have to jump over deadly holes in the floor or broken down stairwells. It usually starts with a weird version of the apartment I grew in or my former high school and, for some reason, It doesnt feel like its wrong that the building is that way, its just how things are. And it often ends with me trapped in a room, sometimes alone sometimes not, while the insects somehow still crawl in. One time a huge spider attacked my cat and they fell from one of those stairwells and the spider then ate my cat and I woke up crying.
I also have a sleep paralysis demon. It likes to climb on top of me, grab me by the head and breathe on my neck. Good times!
Whats yours tho?
Yep, hooks, shims, combs, etc. I love them, customers hate them. Get a better door/lock is what I tell them, but your next lock out might be more expensive.