Oh sorry, I forgot the determinative. 💦3st

Sounds like the XY problem

Fluffy gorl

Dehydration was never an option

Apparently “cotton” and “Mexican” are slurs

They’re going to lady and the tramp it

Well that was certainly a thing

Hissen to be puneished

I wonder what would happen if the Supreme Court surprised everyone by ruling Trump can’t run, and Biden died. 4 years of Marianne Williamson?

Fun fact: all mice are devil worshippers

me_me_irl_irl

pan to tax preparation companies taking turns sucking off Uncle Sam

Delightfully devilish!

I never thought I’d die this way, but I always hoped

About 10 years ago someone actually burned to death from static discharge at a gas pump like 2 miles down the road from my house. It’s extremely rare, but it does happen.

Athy, athier, athiest

Nice, very trochaic

Dude, droidface is not okay

Fuckin’ way she goes

They explicitly said to stop tipping by deciding to instead go to places that ban tipping

Is this a big city thing? This is the first time I’ve ever heard of this.