You don’t mess around with Global Tetrahedron.

I voted for Fanta, because fuck Doritos.

What Jeri announcement?

But don’t take LeVar’s word for it!

If there’s anything worse than the words “President Trump” it’s “President Vance”

Yes, and costumes from Temu were taken from dead anime characters and superheroes.

I’m not sure how to interpret this.

Stop making Batman shit (products and media)?

or

Stop making Batman (into a shit-quality character)?

or

Stop making Batman (defecate)?

NRA: If only enough 14 year olds were armed, this could have been prevented…

I love Steve1989!

It was not nicknamed the “vomelet” for nothing…

So like the Radio Shack TRS-80 “Trash 80” Model 100 from 1983… https://www.computerhistory.org/revolution/mobile-computing/18/316/1684

Is anyone else not enjoying pretty much naked advertising for… junk?

Azure is MS’s cloud computing. As long as you weren’t using MS OneDrive, or 365 Office, or something else that relied on MS cloud, you’re good.

Use LibreOffice or other open source office suites.

Waitaminit, if the Evil Empire wants Trump dead…

I’m so confused…

Yes, I did try to install it on Windows.

Still, that really disqualifies it from being open source…

Like “free” software requiring installation of weird browser toolbars back in the day. I still have nightmares about those things.

Requires installation of weird undefined “CutoutPro” shit.

That’s a nope from me, dawg.

I wish that made me more confident that they can make decent Trek movies and TV, but it doesn’t

Skydance: Started and run by Larry Ellison’s son, David Ellison, and being that, it’s impossible for him to run out of money.

I hope he’s a Trekkie.

At press time, Gen Z had dropped a hint that it had something to do with the Genovian monarchy.

I thought that The Princess Diaries movies were generally well received.

That’s Dame Julie Andrews, you, you anti-imperialist Onion people!

And what does all of this say about Anne Hathaway? /s

Almost, but quite to point of human “jobs” in The Culture books, where benevolent AIs actually run everything. Humans are considered by the AIs as pets.