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If you do this option, don’t smoke, find some edibles. I’m pretty sure smoking right after having teeth pulled is a really bad idea (not 100% sure, but pretty sure)

Seconded this. I’ll read about things I don’t even give a damn about, I just like reading. I’ll get better at commenting more one day, try my best for now ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Agreed, I fucking loved this movie when I was like 3. Am under 30

I’m assuming you’re saying still listen to the same shit music you BOUGHT back then?

WOAH. Didn’t know about this. Maybe I can finally convince my mom… doubt.

Bro what. Assholes who don’t train their dogs sounds exactly like what is causing your complaints. How is this a stretch?

As for the kids thing, I don’t want them personally either. But it’s not like every kid I’ve ever met annoys me or pisses me off. That also comes down to how they’re raised

This is why I always say “I’ll try to remember.” That way I can hit them with a “SON OF A BITCH I FORGOT!”. Then both parties can agree I suck and we continue doing what we were doing.

It definitely took me a minute in this context, I was very “what the actual fuck” at first.

Lol idk if you’re just rolling with the meme but yeah it would be used as a compliment, but it’s unfortunately a very unintended double entendre here. I think the other meaning came from a peg board, and it’s like a “I would have placed you…” thought. “I would have pegged you as burger kind of guy” for example, if someone orders a salad at a restaurant and you were surprised by that choice.

I’m really glad you and the dolphins were able to come to a mutual understanding

I worked at a restaurant that was big on breakfast for many years. When our manager needed to open a new bag, she would tear a hole it half way down the bag and start pulling bread from the middle. The only option we really had was to put it into another bag.

Honestly, I think hitting people with pros of Linux more than flaws/complaints about windows is a better strategy. Negativity is usually just hit with more negativity, not a very strong approach lol

Wow, when I saw the thumbnail I expected a cutesie response for a kid who was asking, this was much more brutal lol

I also am particular about how I bag things. I agree with the sentiment of self checkouts being lame and taking jobs and all that jazz, but eh. There’s bigger fish to fry than this one, and many people like it anyway

Did you even SEE the avocado with a face? Meme.

/s if needed…

Man, it’s not a great message. But as far as jokes/memes go, this is funny as hell

Well, the number I’ve met who are both is 2. Which is way too many. 3 if you count the guy who caught the local park’s amphitheater on fire as well

Some of the best fire starters (and unfortunately multiple arsons) I’ve met were fire fighters

You should be able to find the Angela Merkel video somewhere, her mentioning it is actually how I feel down the rabbit hole in the first place

Can someone explain to me why them removing these awards is pissing people off? I used reddit everyday for 13 years until all this shit went down. Never once cared about gold or whatever. Why does it disappearing matter to people? Just because they like to flex having it?