• Hextic@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Magic 8 ball should be a 2000s era horror thriller.

    Teenagers fate (played by obvious 30 year olds) is dictated by the results of a possessed ball. Signs point to Death 💀 in theaters, whenever.

    Hot wheels should play it straight as a Racing movie but those damn orange loopty loop tracks, which again is so normal in that universe nobody brings it up. Wanna see some sick ass hot rods too.

    Barney vs Godzilla. Let’s go. Will Love triumph over thunder?

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      1 year ago

      Not joking - Magic 8 Ball is planned to be a PG-13 thriller from the writer of Cocaine Bear.

      And JJ Abrams is doing Hot Wheels.

      Oh - and Barney is supposed to be inspired by “Being John Malcovich” and be “A-24-esque”