He’s wrong just like the gif guy, simple as

What if god was one of us, just a slob like one of us?

I would arm myself in preparation for the wave of people who would no doubt try to kill me for pronouncing His name wrong all my life.

Settles the whole gif/gif thing.

I still wouldn’t believe in him.

Jod exists?

Gob, is that you?

And the man said to the Lord: “Verily I say unto thee, lay thine eyes upon the field in which my fucks are grown. Behold that it is barren.”