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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Grandmother’s Sudden Death Forces Parents To Explain To Children What Happens When You Snitch

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Grandmother’s Sudden Death Forces Parents To Explain To Children What Happens When You Snitch

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

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JERSEY CITY, NJ—In the tragic wake of her unexpected passing, sources confirmed Monday that a grandmother’s sudden death forced local parents Wilson and Patricia LaRusso to explain to their children what happens when you snitch. “Well, buddy, Gran-Gran was a rat—do you know what that is?” Wilson LaRusso said as he and…

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At press time, Wilson and Patricia warned their children that they had better not be wearing a wire.
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I thought snitches got stitches, but apparently grandma got shanked.
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  gammy got the stiches the last time as a warning

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