• sorebuttfromsitting@sopuli.xyz
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    1 year ago

    a lot of chemical processes are forever. in fact, next time you take a dump, that’s forever. you have altered the universe with your horrific leavings.

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      If it was irreversible, life would’ve become impossible a long time ago because we would’ve run out of resources. Microbes and bacteria can break down waste though and make useful products for life again. It’s true that you’ve altered the universe, it’s just that literally everything you do -or don’t do- does.

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      1 year ago

      This is why I never poop. I’m leaving life with everything I’ve used

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        1 year ago

        so then the universe is left with all the never-poops. i forgot there are some other baked-in ideas. So you refused to poop ever again… you are still a casualty of the regular silly-ness of all of it