CUPERTINO, CA—In a stunning conclusion to the highly anticipated keynote address, Apple announced Tuesday that the new iPhone 15 will include 12 animal sounds and a colorful lever. “The next sea change in personal electronics has arrived, and it goes moo,” said CEO Tim Cook, explaining to a crowd of cheering fans that…
The Tim Cook goes…
“Good moOOorning!”
The Steve jobs goes “fuck the newton”
Ironically, the ARM chip in the iPhone only exists because Apple tried to make the Newton.