CUPERTINO, CA—In a stunning conclusion to the highly anticipated keynote address, Apple announced Tuesday that the new iPhone 15 will include 12 animal sounds and a colorful lever. “The next sea change in personal electronics has arrived, and it goes moo,” said CEO Tim Cook, explaining to a crowd of cheering fans that…
Nah, you just have to want to treat your phone as an appliance rather than yet another computer to fuck around with.
…and it helps when the friends & family around you are normies overwhelmingly using Apple devices, lol.