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minus-squarebrvslvrnst@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down2·11 months agoMoved into a new house, excited to meet neighbors. Decide to take the ole 10 y/o pup on a stroll. Dog ends up having one of her more “anxious” poos on a lush lawn. As I’m cleaning up, owner comes out and I say some quip about her, ready to introduce myself. “You need to make your dog learn when to shit, and it best not be on my lawn.” 👀 “Alrighty, well I’ll keep that in mind” “I taught my dog when and where to shit, and it wasn’t on lawns.” Repeated, told him have a good one, and continued on. He kept trying to get me to (I guess) admit fault, and I just kept repeating as I cleaned up. Haven’t gone by that assholes green pasture since, and definitely just assume people with that kind of lawn suck.
Moved into a new house, excited to meet neighbors.
Decide to take the ole 10 y/o pup on a stroll.
Dog ends up having one of her more “anxious” poos on a lush lawn.
As I’m cleaning up, owner comes out and I say some quip about her, ready to introduce myself.
“You need to make your dog learn when to shit, and it best not be on my lawn.”
👀
“Alrighty, well I’ll keep that in mind”
“I taught my dog when and where to shit, and it wasn’t on lawns.”
Repeated, told him have a good one, and continued on. He kept trying to get me to (I guess) admit fault, and I just kept repeating as I cleaned up.
Haven’t gone by that assholes green pasture since, and definitely just assume people with that kind of lawn suck.