• Dr. Coomer@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    I’m sorry for this. YOU. ME? GAS STATION. WHAT ARE WE GETTING? SUSHI OF COURSE! UH OH, LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE PUT A RUBI (?) IN OUR GAS STATION SUSHI. WE BLACK OUT AND WAKE UP IN A SEWER. WERE SUROUNDED BY FISH. HORNY FISH! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. FISH ORGY!? THE STENCH DRIVES IN A BEAR. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? WERE GONNA FIGHT IT! BEAR FIGHT! BEAR-HANDED! BEAR-NAKED? OH YES PLEASE. WE BEFRIEND THE BEAR AND RIDE IT INTO A CHUCKE CHEESE. DANCE-DANCE-REVOLUTION!? REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? UH, I THINK SO? NEXT THING YOU KNOW, IM REINCARNATION AS JESUS CHIRST. TURN INTO A JET, FLY INTO THE SUN, BLACKOUT, WAKE UP, DO A BUMP, WHITE OUT, WHICH I DIDNT KNOW YOU COULD DO, WAKE UP, GREEEN OUT, THEN I TURN INTO THE SUN!? UH OH, LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN!?!? FUFBFHFNRJFNFIRNCHNRUXHRHCUFNCURNUCFJU DR FH

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