i_ben_fine@lemmy.one to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 10 months agoDo scrota have the same wrinkle pattern every time they get cold?NSFWmessage-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down11
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareDo scrota have the same wrinkle pattern every time they get cold?NSFWi_ben_fine@lemmy.one to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 10 months agomessage-square8fedilink
minus-squareNeverNudeNo13@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·edit-210 months agoDay to day, yes… Decade to decade, very unlikely. It would make for a very interesting biometric lock mechanism though… “… Hold on boys, just need to unlock my phone real quick…”
minus-squarejonesy@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·10 months agoI think the world is finally ready for teabag authentication.
minus-squareOtter@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 months agoI hate this concept and that I’m thinking about it but it might improve hygiene in that area for some people
minus-squareNeverNudeNo13@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·10 months agoNo chance… The taint stain wipe industry lobbyists are way to powerful and far to rich to let something like that slide…
minus-squarejonesy@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 months agoIntegrate taint stain to further salt the scroteprint against possible sackspoofing attacks.
Day to day, yes… Decade to decade, very unlikely.
It would make for a very interesting biometric lock mechanism though…
“… Hold on boys, just need to unlock my phone real quick…”
I think the world is finally ready for teabag authentication.
I hate this concept and that I’m thinking about it but
it might improve hygiene in that area for some people
No chance… The taint stain wipe industry lobbyists are way to powerful and far to rich to let something like that slide…
Integrate taint stain to further salt the scroteprint against possible sackspoofing attacks.