Top executives representing oil companies around the country remain concerned that they will not have enough soldiers to fight for non-renewable resources over the next few decades thanks to the declining American birth rates, sources lighting cigars with $100 bills confirmed.
Oil men the world over share a common disdain for regular people… their greed knows no borders, they are loyal to nothing but their own wealth, and they’ve always loved working together to keep each other rich… rich men also love watching poor people fight to the death on their behalf… especially if the weapons are dramatic…