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  • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    5 months ago

    “Noo this is just like them, we have to be better”

    I’m not federated so I have to respond to this comment here.

    It’s 2024, where did eight years of “being better” get you? Under the boot, that’s where. “Civility” in politics is such brain poison, it’s a matter of life and death, not a dinner party. I will take as much satisfaction as I want from the misfortune of my enemies, because spreading misfortune is their entire life and it’s good when they’re impeded. Fuck the big wet ex-president, I hope a titan boa squeezes 70 years of McDonald’s grease out of him like a tube of toothpaste.

    That said, 34 convictions is only the first half of the punchline. The next big laugh comes in November, when red fascist beats blue fascist anyway and the big 8-year Mayan calendar at the DNC rolls over to 2016 again.

    Also, not to sound self-absorbed, but when Biden loses liberals will 1000% blame the left again. I only say so because I’ve been making an effort to be more public in my predictions, on account of being right so often.