The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 2 months agoMight as well go cyberpunk, I guess.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square78fedilinkarrow-up1891arrow-down115
arrow-up1876arrow-down1imageMight as well go cyberpunk, I guess.lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 2 months agomessage-square78fedilink
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·2 months agoYou didn’t pay your subscription for your enhanced eyes, so you woke up blind this morning.
minus-squaregex@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·2 months agoNah, you get downgraded to the essentials plan: 20/40 eyesight, dry eyeballs, ads on your peripheral vision and random eye twitching throughout the day
You didn’t pay your subscription for your enhanced eyes, so you woke up blind this morning.
Nah, you get downgraded to the essentials plan: 20/40 eyesight, dry eyeballs, ads on your peripheral vision and random eye twitching throughout the day