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minus-squarePopcornPrincess@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·8 hours agoDo the opposite, don’t make eye contact and walk fast. The good old fashioned diarrhea walk. Anyone tries to stop you, tell them whatever poop related excuse comes to mind.
minus-squareIHave69XiBucks@lemmygrad.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 hour agoJust say “its comin” in a paniced voice without stopping
minus-squareTwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·6 hours agoRecently discovered have ibs. The silver lining is a good poop excuse.
Do the opposite, don’t make eye contact and walk fast. The good old fashioned diarrhea walk. Anyone tries to stop you, tell them whatever poop related excuse comes to mind.
Just say “its comin” in a paniced voice without stopping
Recently discovered have ibs.
The silver lining is a good poop excuse.