PALM BEACH, FL—Claiming he had the most “beautiful and perfect” cranial structure that his physician had ever seen, former President Donald Trump reportedly took to Truth Social this week to release the skull measurements from his latest phrenology exam. “According to my doctor and everyone at the Boston Phrenological Society, my incredible scalp morphology and brain […]
Lol, this isn’t even a parody. It’s just a very real thing he could say at any moment.
Normally when I say something is obviously satire and someone comes up with “BUT IN CURRENT DAY IT COULD HAPPEN” it pisses me off…
But you… you could not be more right hahahaha