I wish I was like six-foot-nine

So I can get with Leoshi

'Cause she don’t know me

But, yo, she’s really fine

And a six-four Impala

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Thought I was having an aneurysm. Nope, an “ice pick headache”. It happens all of a sudden – for me, at my temple for 10 seconds – and then goes away.

If I don’t comment after this, please send help.

I was wondering the same thing. Maybe they all have regulators that can revoke a license. So you’d be putting your job on the line.

You sound like a wonderful partner ❤️

How would she react to you asking her about the qualities that go into making a good mahjong set? She might have something particular in mind ☺️

I feel like I’m being baited to mention Nokia

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I hate that my immediate next thought is, “I should get TWO sandwiches!”

This is actually a pretty good idea. And I bet the sandwich is the least worst part of the meal as far as nutrition and satiation.

That’s a valid reason to be depressed

That’s a valid reason to be depressed

Recursive Travii

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“Yeeted” before words that start with a vowel or an “h”.

“Yote” before words that start with everything else.

I yeeted air from my nose

I don’t know what I was expecting, but that was so much more.